Ah, the eternal question

Brunette:... and then you end up with genital warts all over your FACE!
Blonde: Then are they still genital warts?

Yappy RIP

I've been informed that Yappy the Aggressively Cheerful Woman passed away a few months ago. She made Winnipeg a more interesting place to live, and we mourn her passing.

There's nothing classier than rape jokes

Girl to Guy : Stop raping my bellybutton! If I wanted you to rape it, I'd let you!

Just one of the services we're proud to offer

Need your car stolen? Welcome to Winnipeg!


thanks to gloria for the suggestion

They'll repossess your degree. From now on, THEY have the B.A. in Art History.

Broke guy, talking about repaying student loans: What are they going to do? Come to my house and take my nintendo?

-overheard at the toad during happy hour


thanks to mts for the submission

Not that I'm Complaining

Person in Transcona: It must be windy today, it smells of Saint Boniface.


-overheard in Transcona

Help us. Help us help you.

If you have any suggestions for new mottos for the fair city of Winnipeg, send them to us. If we really like them, they'll be featured here, and then maybe show up on a t-shirt. Cool.