A guy is walking down the street with some helium balloons. Another guy, out for a smoke stands behind him. Then out of nowhere:
Smokey: Don't worry, I'm not going to pop your balloons.
Balloony: ... okay.
-overheard in west broadway
Monday, March 31, 2008
I wasn't worried. NOW I am...
Friday, March 28, 2008
Friday Blog Recommendations
Breakfast Connoisseurs does a weekly breakfast review, and features a top 5 and bottom 5 breakfasts in Winnipeg. Sweet!
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Monday, March 17, 2008
Jumping Jacks?
(Cold couple with coats rounds the corner in a darkened alley)
Scary-looking Cold Couple: Hey, let's jump those people and jack their coats!
Cold Couple with Coats: ...
SLCC: Just kidding! Hahahaha!
CCC: forced laugh
SLCC: My coat is nicer anyway.
-overheard in west broadway
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
All the months? Even Smarch?
Woman puts deskpad calendar on the counter.
Woman: Is this just the one sheet?
Coworker: Uh, no, there are more sheets underneath.
Woman: Well if they're all January, then what good is that?
Coworker: It has all of the months.
Woman: I don't know. How can you tell?
Me: BECAUSE IT'S A CALENDAR.
-overheard at staples
shout out to overheard in winnipeg's livejournal
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Look to Your Left
As you may have noticed, we don't always post as regularly as we wish we could.
But we've noticed that many of you keep turning up, even when we haven't posted anything new in awhile. We thank you, and we hope to do better for you in future. To that end, though, we're curious. What do you, our loyal readers, wish we would do?
There's a poll in the sidebar you can contribute to, or you can leave a comment.
We do, of course, retain the right to do whatever we feel like, regardless of your desires, but we are genuinely curious, and we do genuinely want to make you happy, so we promise to take your opinions into consideration. Thanks.
Saturday, March 01, 2008
Thanks for making me feel better about ignoring the poor.
Scruffy Panhandler: Hey, spare some change?
Shaggy Non-Panhandler: Sorry, man, I don't have any on me.
Scruffy: (happy, friendly and cheerful) Don't worry about it! I never do.
-overheard in osborne village
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