Very Seductive

Seductress: I'm going to text-message seduce him
Friend: Does he have a cell phone?
S: Yeah, I saw him on it
F: He has kind of a lisp
S: Yeah, he talks like a homo
F: He looks like a homo.
S: He looks like he needs to put his genitals inside me. And I'm going to let him.

-overheard on broadway