Only if you pass...urine?

Soccer Mom #1: I can't believe it! What a great idea!

Soccer Mom #2: I know, instead of the interview, you just have to give a urine sample!

Soccer Mom #1: And then you get the job?

Soccer Mom #2: Well, only if you pass.

overheard in the exchange


-thanks to kevin for the submission

Wizzing Weirdos 2

Walking down the alley in the darkness. Suddenly, out of the darkness came a nonchalant whistling.

Which immediately drew my attention to a man. A man peeing against the wall.

If he hadn't whistled, I would never have noticed him.

Wizzing Weirdos

I went downstairs to take out the garbage and the recyling and there was a guy peeing on the side of the building next to ours. When he saw me he apologized to me in a cheerful, jovial, friendly kind of way.

Him: Hey, sorry man!
Me: ...
Him: She (side note, there was no "she" anywhere I could see) told me to pee before I left the house (as he zips up and walks toward me) but I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THEN!
Me: ...
Him: So, it's okay, right?
Me: *runs back to my apartment*