Only if you pass...urine?

Soccer Mom #1: I can't believe it! What a great idea!

Soccer Mom #2: I know, instead of the interview, you just have to give a urine sample!

Soccer Mom #1: And then you get the job?

Soccer Mom #2: Well, only if you pass.

overheard in the exchange


-thanks to kevin for the submission

That's WHY I'm hitting you!

Guy: ...and I said "Stop hitting me, I just shaved my knees!"

-overheard on the #11

Football team orgy or grow-op?

Jock: ... so they're searching all over campus, but we're all in the same elevator shaft!


-overheard at u of m