Sunday, June 22, 2008

They are not actually cartoons. We are comparing them to cartoons.

Agnes Skinner walks into a Taco Bell with her son Seymour.

Mother: I would like a menu and a table for two please.

When informed that they didn't have menus, she appears taken aback.

Mother: Do you have taco shells that can be eaten?

The staff inform her that yes, all taco shells (hard or soft) are edible.

-overheard in unicity

-thanks to deb for the contribution

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Thou shalt not...

Terry MacLeod: I covet other people's rhubarb.

overheard on information radio this morning

I know what the Joker would say about that: