Sunday, June 25, 2006

Spot the Weirdo

Two average looking white men are sitting at a bus stop. A native man in regalia walks up to them.

Native man: Excuse me, but do you have...
White guy: I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY! ASK ANYONE! I'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY! I have nothing for you I won't give you any money I've been here all day ask anyone (wanders off, muttering) I don't have any money for you. Leave me alone. I've been here all day...
Native man: ... the time?
Sane white guy: It's 1:30.

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