Wizzing Weirdos

I went downstairs to take out the garbage and the recyling and there was a guy peeing on the side of the building next to ours. When he saw me he apologized to me in a cheerful, jovial, friendly kind of way.

Him: Hey, sorry man!
Me: ...
Him: She (side note, there was no "she" anywhere I could see) told me to pee before I left the house (as he zips up and walks toward me) but I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO THEN!
Me: ...
Him: So, it's okay, right?
Me: *runs back to my apartment*