The Pants are Strong in this one

Brunette Girl: Have you had that sub, you know the one with the short dark hair?
Blonde Girl: Is she Chinese?
Guy: She (points to another girl) has dark hair, that doesn't make her Chinese.
Blonde Girl: Isn't your mom Chinese?
Guy: No she has big eyes. Do I look Chinese?
Girl Who Isn't Chinese: The sub who always wears pants, really really tight pants?
Exchange Student: Is it unnormal to wear pants every day?
Brunette Girl: Yeah, that's the one.

--overheard in band room, after school

-thanks to claire for the submission