Friday, July 21, 2006

Warning: Alcohol may impair your colour judgement

A man and a woman, both drunk are walking very fast down the sidewalk. The man is farther ahead, leans forward, staggers towards an un-drunk woman, smiles and makes a grunt. The drunk woman, speed walks past screaming.

Drunk Woman: He just did that because you're and ****ing blonde and he wants to sleep with you! I'll beat the **** out of you first!

Un-drunk Woman: Well actually, I'm a brunette.

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