I mean, I'm not sure that's even anotomically possible...

Two young women are on a plane. One of them has just gotten dumped by text msg and is wondering what to do about it.

Friend: Wait till you're off the plane and text him "fuck you and your glass eye!"

They laugh for a good 5 minutes.

Dumpee: ...but, i dont get it...


-overheard on a flight into winnipeg


thanks to mts (M The Stewardess) for the contribution